Three Blind Mice
Three blind mice, three blind mice.
See how they run, see how they run!
They all ran after the farmer’s wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
As three blind mice!
See how they run, see how they run!
They all ran after the farmer’s wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
As three blind mice!
Three Sightless Rodents,
the alternate intellectual’s version:
Three sightless rodents, three sightless rodents.
Observe how they ambulate, observe how they ambulate!
They all pursued the agriculturalist’s spouse,
Who severed their posterior extensions with a carving utensil.
Have you ever observed such a spectacle in your existence?
As three sightless rodents!
Three sightless rodents, three sightless rodents.
Observe how they ambulate, observe how they ambulate!
They all pursued the agriculturalist’s spouse,
Who severed their posterior extensions with a carving utensil.
Have you ever observed such a spectacle in your existence?
As three sightless rodents!
My mom, sister, and I love to sing this silly ditty together! We crack up every time!
One has to say the words of the intellectual’s version extremely fast in order to get them all in. Try it!
*laughing*
WOW!! Where in the WORLD did you get that? :)
My mom taught it to us when we were really little. I think she learned it at a camp she went to when she was my age.
I guess she learned something of value at camp! *grin*
Jonathan thought it was funny too. :)
I wonder who wrote it…Hmmm…Maybe I’ll have to look it up! :D
Oh, that’s hilarious!
LOL :D
Bryant,
Funny! Here is one for you!
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream.
Ready?
Propel, propel, propel your craft
Placidly down liquid solution
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically
Existence is merely an illusion
Enjoy!
Blessings in Christ,
Kourtney
Those are soooooooooooo funny!
That’s too fun!
Brilliantly funny – I love it + the Propel your craft one too.
How about;
Hickory dickory dock,
three mice ran up the clock,
the clock struck one,
but the other two got away….
Greetings fro Tasmania
Tony M :-)
Hey, do you mind if I post the Propel your craft and Three sightless rodents? I have two friends who got their wisdom teeth extracted on Friday, and so am under obligation to post something every day for them to read until they have recovered eanough to do school work. I just hope they can open their mouths enough to laugh!